Zubble 

Fake, in the sense that it’s not like “Cap” and more like “Perjury”

What? You zubbled me? Zubble??So you had a false id this whole time? And you went to Puerto Rico and had a 19 year old named Juan?? I’m so done with you, divorce papers will be on your desk tomorrow.

Zubble by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 20, 2023

zubber 

A molding compound that molds like dough and hardens like rubber.

I made a wristband with my favorite band name on it with zubber.

zubber by mattybee February 26, 2009

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

Zobbled 

The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!

Zobbled by Lolocaust August 2, 2012

Zobbler 

Used in a manor to express ones feelings toward the idiocies of another person

“ Fuck off, your a fat off zobbler”

Zobbler by PhatCock101 June 20, 2020

zubberman 

a man who always screws up and never does anything right

if you mess up one more time you are a certified zubberman!!

tuck your zub next time zubberman

that guy just zubbed it for the 10th time what a zubberman!!!

zubberman by Zubkabob May 9, 2018

Zobble 

The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!

Zobble by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012