undead brainsuckers, normally raised by a freak natural disaster or by means of a necromancer. The only way to permanently incapacitate one is to remove it's head completely.
Brian heard something behind him while dart throwing and shouted "fuck-a-doodle-doo" it was a ZOMBIE shouting "BRAINS"!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 111111o neoneooneone oneoeon111111!!!!!!!!11l olololol
by Petey the crosseyed dart thrower April 10, 2005
Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
by beheadtheundead August 29, 2006
Howard Stern fan.
So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
by A Communist October 11, 2006
When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.
by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006
1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat
2)democrat
by lastoftheidiots April 24, 2006
by Ken Liang October 1, 2006
A mixed alcoholic beverage whose ingredients are one shot from everything in stock at the bar. Traditionally the first drink purchased for someone who has just turned legal drinking age. Named for how the drinker usually feels the next morning.
by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003