Zoink Kid

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.

“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019

Zoink Kid by Zoinkid November 23, 2021

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Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

Zoink Kid by Mahlleh February 28, 2024

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abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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