ZigZagerate

They way stoners always always think that things are bigger, faster or better than they really are.

Dude, he was driving down the road doing like 200 miles an hour, eating 10 pounds of chocolate cake and drinking a gallon of coffee, while steering with his knees!

C'mon, 200 hundred miles an hour? Dont ZigZagerate!

No really! I saw the speedometer!

You're ZigZagerating!