Zhongli

Another ugly ass archon, tf, why tf are the geo and anemo archon so damn ugly, aren’t they suppose to be archons-

Zhongli is grandpa

by Venti Starbucks drink June 17, 2021

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a sexy geo god who has the power to take anyones man or girl at any time, no matter how good you think you look it’s always zhongli > everyone

some guy: my girl just broke up with me
other guy: is it because of big ball geo daddy zhongli?
some guy: yeah

by bigballjohn April 16, 2021

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a very hot man from the game genshin impact

zhongli is hot

by sukiet September 4, 2021

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Zhongli is one of the best manipulators in the entire game, as long with "ayaka"

Childe: "I know he uses me for mora, he is like the biggest manipulators."
Fatui agent: "Yes i know, fuck zhongli."

by yyanta December 20, 2021

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Zhongli Big Pillar

verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).

"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*

by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020

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