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Mike Zhang 

adj:To be a guy who is really good at basketball
v:playing basketball
guy one: how did you break My ankles
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
Mike Zhang by Hiadwer December 9, 2018
Related Words
Zhanu • Zhang • Zhane • Zhanibek • Zhana • Zhandos • Zhanga • Zhanbolat • zhanet • zhanger

lan zhan 

That hot gay guy that pinned over Wei Ying who thought he liked Mian Mian.
Wwx: Lan Zhan...do you..like mianmian?
Lwj: gay silence
lan zhan by gimmecheese October 6, 2020
Really beautiful girl. Very funny. Clever, caring. But it may offend a trifle
Good friend.
Talking a lot about himself is bad
-Who is she Zhanel?
- she can share advice
Zhanel by Babyy boo July 8, 2020

Boris Zhang 

the biggest gigachad in existence, their average height is a whopping 7 foot 7, with bulging muscles harder than titanium and the size of basketball, it is not advised that you get within 200 feet to a Boris Zhang as the sheer big dick energy that they radiate is enough to power New York City for 26 years and vaporises anyone who dares approach them.
person 1: OMG I saw a Boris Zhang yesterday

person 2: Holy heck I thought they were mythological creatures!
Boris Zhang by Gl1zzy g0bbler July 2, 2021
the most beautiful girl you could ever meet and you’ll love being around her she’s very very unique and rare and she double different and will always be there for you when your down and will always make you smile jus by her presence.
“Have you met zhané yet, you’ll like her.”
zhané by .playboipony. July 23, 2019

zanulinquent 

Present Generation of young Zimbabwean of Card carrying Zanu PF parents, who having witness to the looting and subsequent failure of the Zimbabwean economy have taken on the mantra that the world owes them something.
While running a student Digs in Grahamstown for Rhodes University students for close to ten years, I've had the pleasure of getting to know many Zimbabweans as tenants, then and now. Still the 2008 intake was a rude awakening. The housed group of friends, established a squatter camp, abused the house's shared power bill and had neighbours calling complaining to me about drunken public "urinating-for-distance" contests from the house-front steps, or repeatedly calling the police for noise disturbance. The King Zanulinquent was resident for two years before avoiding signing his final lease, then skipping his last month’s payment leaving others to fit the bill ala this definition. Small Claims Court willing his underpants will be listed on www.bidorbuy.co.za very soon
zanulinquent by Dezdemona August 6, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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