Zero MkIII 

One of the wittiest people on the intraweb (Example 1), though he's also one of the most bitter (Example 2). Also, if he's reading this, White Base55 is a lifeless spic.

Example 1:
SlyBoots2005: ok guys im going to play the sims
SlyBoots2005: what do you guys want to do in it?
Zero Mk III: i want to do ur mom

Example 2:
HYPERSilence: 1. LUEchatIt's a gay chat where lots of nerds come to reunite.LUEchat is gay is the best example.Source: dex9001, Apr 7, 2005
Zero Mk III: dex?
Zero Mk III: more like ifuckedyourmomx

Zero MkIII by pee April 25, 2005

Zero MkIII 

He's a fartknocker! He sucked my weiner too many times too count and my ballsack is superlow. Sometimes I wish that I would have a full sperm count but Zero MkIII always makes it lower. :( When I go to the bathroom,instaid of seeing a toilet or a urinal I see his face sticking out. I put my buttchecks right in his face and I let the demons be released.

Zero MkIII: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
White Base55: uh,you there zero?
Zero MkIII: HAHAHHAHHAAHHA FART LOL
White Base55: please can i have some of your drugs? i can really use some
Zero MkIII: nO LOLOLOLOLOLololo ITS MAH DRUGZ0RZ KTO(K(RJTSFGETHDUJDT
White Base55: Oh my god. I need those drugs.

Zero MkIII by WhiteBase April 30, 2005