Zero MkIII

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One of the wittiest people on the intraweb (Example 1), though he's also one of the most bitter (Example 2). Also, if he's reading this, White Base55 is a lifeless spic.

Example 1:
SlyBoots2005: ok guys im going to play the sims
SlyBoots2005: what do you guys want to do in it?
Zero Mk III: i want to do ur mom

Example 2:
HYPERSilence: 1. LUEchatIt's a gay chat where lots of nerds come to reunite.LUEchat is gay is the best example.Source: dex9001, Apr 7, 2005
Zero Mk III: dex?
Zero Mk III: more like ifuckedyourmomx

Zero MkIII by pee April 25, 2005

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Zero MkIII

He's a fartknocker! He sucked my weiner too many times too count and my ballsack is superlow. Sometimes I wish that I would have a full sperm count but Zero MkIII always makes it lower. :( When I go to the bathroom,instaid of seeing a toilet or a urinal I see his face sticking out. I put my buttchecks right in his face and I let the demons be released.

Zero MkIII: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
White Base55: uh,you there zero?
Zero MkIII: HAHAHHAHHAAHHA FART LOL
White Base55: please can i have some of your drugs? i can really use some
Zero MkIII: nO LOLOLOLOLOLololo ITS MAH DRUGZ0RZ KTO(K(RJTSFGETHDUJDT
White Base55: Oh my god. I need those drugs.

Zero MkIII by WhiteBase April 30, 2005

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Zero MkIII • zero • zero two • zero tolerance • zero dark thirty • zero dark hundred • Zero Hour • zero-day • Zero Fucks • Zero Bitches

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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