Zenoptetune

zenoptetune
(verb)
The action of an inanimate object that is supposed to be in one position has somehow moved itself to another position with no other living or non-living interaction to the object except for God or a supernatural being.

If you say something zenoptetuned itself over to another position it probably did not actually zenoptetune itself, it was probably just someone pulling a prank on you; but, it still could happen.

Past: zenoptetuned
Present: zenoptetune
Continuous: zenoptetuning
Zenoptetuned: I swear I put that object there but it just zenoptetuned itself over to my room!
Zenoptetune: This has been happening so many times, I'd better just give it a zenoptetune award or something.
Zenoptetuning: Oh, now it's zenoptetuning away!
by Subscript Superscript June 13, 2025
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