Zarg 

Someone who has no intelligence what-so-ever and lacks self control.

Omg, that kid is such a zarg.

Zarg by Chessehzzz December 4, 2010

zarg 

What one says when upset, angry, shocked, surprised, or otherwise displaying negative emotion.

Zarg! Billy stole my car again!

zarg by SCgirl September 24, 2005

zarg 

A mispronunciation of "Zerg", a race in Starcraft. Usually used by either:

1. Idiots who can't spell
2. People mocking others who fit example 1

OMFG Karigan is a zargs!!!1!

zarg by MetaPaladin October 30, 2003

Zarg 

an old man that likes to ruin children's happy moods

The Zarg told us that we were not excused from class.

Zarg by lewinskied July 6, 2016

Zarg 

A alien looking like peice of shit. Dogshit for brains, yet a charismatic son of a bitch. Zarg says he’s doing one thing, yet he’s on a one way track to railing your girlfriend. If you a date a Zarg, hold the fuck on. Your in for a crazy ride. If you know a Zarg. Run.

“Some dude had sex with my girlfriend last night”

“Yup. It’s Zarg”

Zarg by Kernals April 14, 2020

zarg 

an exclamation of extreme dismay and shitty feeling

when you fail a calculus or physics test, as you walk out the door, yell, "ZARG!"

zarg by sensASIAN October 23, 2003

zarg 

A curse word to express disgust, annoyance, etc.

Oh zarg! What did I do with my car keys?

zarg by superflutist September 6, 2005