Zak

Extremely addicted to hentai and marijuana. Loves boys and is extremely intelligent. Loves anal and has a foot fetish.

Zak likes you and wants a threesome with you.

by dasjdnaoisdn May 31, 2019

Zak

Zak is the greatest guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold and would do anything for his friends. He is extremely loyal and he has the most beautiful blue eyes and most gorgeous blonde hair that is so soft to run your fingers through.

However sometimes he annoys the heck of out you and doesn't know what to do in certain situations and maybe he can't spell properly cause he has dyslexia and asks you how to spell heaps of words but its kinda cute and you love him for it. He had a great taste in music but can't sing or dance as much as he thinks he can.

But sometimes he likes another girl and then they start dating and make out and then he buys her a really nice necklace and you have to help him choose it cause your his best female friend and that's what friends do. Because being his friend and living in the constant pain knowing that he doesn't like you is better than living without him.

E.g. Gee, Zak sure can make me laugh.
God Zak your an idiot.

How do you spell that?

It's in the contract!

by KatarinaClover October 16, 2018

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An amazing loving guy who would do anything to make his girlfriend happy.

I love Zak so much he’s the sweetest boyfriend ever!

by ZA1022 December 9, 2017

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Zak

Almost definitely a sex symbol. Probably a brunet. Often simps over girls named Amy or Miya, or Lexi. Commonly known for his absurd strength in band while moving risers and speed in early bird gym. Can pull all the upperclasswomen. Probably World record holder for most rubiks cubes stored in a single pocket at one time.

Bro, did you hear about Zak, he got some in math the other day.

by GandalfLargeDong May 13, 2020

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