A super sexy man that may be short but has the best smile ever. A zachariah will always have a cruch on someone but will only tell his friends he may be short but he is COOL BEANS.
Super hot stuckup brat:Ugh Im jealous Zachariah is sooooooo hot today.
Girls: Did you see Zachariah today he was soooooo sexy with his hair do and everything.
Girls: Did you see Zachariah today he was soooooo sexy with his hair do and everything.
by Stupido Persano November 13, 2019
An old high-school friend that seems trustworthy and will make up convincing, yet baseless stories about how they are currently successful and doing good things/bettering themselves, but whenever he asks you for a favor or says you can trust him with something, he will immediately use you for personal gain and never make it up to you no matter how deep your friendship/relationship with them runs, usually causing colateral damage towards you in order to get away with it, as well as blocking you off of all social media almost instantly in the process.
"Man I gotta tell you, I asked my friend, Zachariah, to help me move, and he stole my brand new beats bluetooth earbuds, headphones, and my speaker. When I asked where he put it, he said he left them in his car, and would go grab them real quick. I decided to walk outside and when he got in his car to grab them, he closed, locked the door and started driving off. I hopped in my car and started to drive after him until I noticed he slashed one of my tires beforehand, while I wasn't looking. I tried to call him but he already blocked me off everything, including his phone. Later, one of my friends told me he pawned them off at half their price for hard drugs in front of my friend without even worrying about being judged for it. If I ever see that half-brained, scrawny, short-ass bastard again, I'll end him with my bare hands."
by 616Satan January 16, 2022
zachariah’s are a MISTAKE, if you ever encounter a zachariah RUN FOR THE HILLS. they may look pretty cute at times but don’t let it fool you, they turn every situation into a war zone. they are liars and cheaters and all around terrible people. they are scary and afraid of being wrong. when they dislike you they will avoid you but yet still talk a lot of crap about you behind your back. so watch out!
by i hate zachariah July 18, 2019
Zachariah is a bully .He is a sports junkie but not a jib junkie, He will climb a building like he climbs his woman's. He is always sad, and always posts it on his snapchat story. He copies jughead Jones. (never takes off his hat)
by justJibbin May 1, 2018
by bigger joe August 11, 2017
has no family
by 3rd cancer testicle November 1, 2022
A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.
Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?
"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022