Zambian

What you say when you’re surprised

Dad: you’re adopted

Child: Zambian

by the Oh Lawd He Comin Guy May 1, 2022

Zambian Flame Steak

When two partners have anal sex, and the man takes out a lighter or a flamethrower to put inside the woman's anus to burn the flesh inside the asshole until you can peel it off. Then you take your well-done anal steak and put it up the woman's vagina until they squirt on it. Then you proceed to jerk off until you cum on top of it. When this entire process is done you will divide the steak into two pieces and share it with your partner.

I got very hungry when I was having sex, so I asked her if she was okay if I performed the Zambian Flame Steak. She didn't know what it was but it was fine because I showed her.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

Laka Zambian

It means good or well or healthy

Exeh I feel laka
Laka Zambian

by Obby_the_king September 28, 2021

zambia

a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya.

"Zambia is the place to be!"
"If i had a friend, id take them to Zambia!"

by Brian February 27, 2004

Carlos Zambrano

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass

Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.

by KChiCubs October 16, 2006

Zamian

That one mysterious kid that wears all black and tries to get tons of puss. He probably likes anime and plays the drums. He thinks he’s a badass but in reality he’s like 5”4

Boy 1: Man have you seen that new kid zamian?
Boy 2: Oh you mean that kid wearing the black trench coat using drumsticks as swords?
Boy 1: Yeah that’s him

by QuickSickFrick November 5, 2018

Dirty Zambrano

A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.

Man, I was so happy last night that I went home and gave my girl the dirty zambrano.

by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006