A typical American car, idiots waste 60 thousand dollars to buy a car that will rust, and because the Yukon and Terrain look the same,
people don'
t know what to call them.
Absolute waste of
money, in every way.
The drivers usually are rich, cocky assholes who have 20 kids and have
6 screaming, whining babies in the back of the car, with the wife texting while driving, and the husband singing a lullaby to the crying babies.
Dave (Passenger): Fucking asshole, cutting us off like that, typical Yukon driver!
Greg (Driver: Ah, that's a Yukon DENALI!
No, wait, that's a Terrain Denali, or a regular old Terrain, or a regular old Yukon.
While the are driving behind the Yukon Terrain Denali, it suddenly stops in the middle of the highway.
Dave: (Puts window down) What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YTD Husband: Can you watch your mouth, my 6 babies are here!
Driver: (Puts window down) Fuck you and fuck your babies!
YTD Wife: I just got a call from my son at home, he is playing with his Yukon Denali toy!
YTD Husband: Oh that'
s wonderful,
honey!
Driver: (Dials
911) Hello, police, yeah I'm near the underpass at Highway 54, and there is a
woman on her phone, stopped in the middle of the road, licence plate number YTD-#1.
Police Dispatch: What is their vehicle?
Greg: A 2013 GMC Yukon Denali, or a GMC Yukon, or a
GMC Terrain or Terrain Denali, you can'
t miss it, it is a
white with a yellow stripe in the middle.
Police Dispatch: We'll send a unit as
soon as possible, sir.
5 Minutes Later, a police car showed up, and gave the wife a fine of 500$, when they handed her the fine, she gave it to her husband, and walked over to
Greg and Dave's car, and flipped them off.
Greg: Fuck you,
bitch!
This story was based on true events, along with a few things I added myself.
Yukon Terrain Denali (YTD)