Youtube Money 

Getting paid by Youtube to make videos

Hey there, you're hott, wanna come to my pad? My bed's made out of youtube money

I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and the views gonna come/I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and you get none...a a a o o o, a a a o o o, a a...

Youtube Money by JizzCooler October 9, 2010

YouTube Money 

A noun describing an enormous sum of currency acquired by posting videos on the interwebs.

Generally YouTube wizards have majestically reached this feat by posting videos of kittens, groin shots, live t.v. profanities, and self-help clips.

As soon as 10,000 views has been reached, the video uploader instantly becomes unfathomably rich.

Never over exaggerated and always exact, such as when speaking to a friend:
-"Yo, you finna buy Bears tickets for Sunday?"
-"I'ma buy the team after I get that YouTube Money. Got 50 views yesterday"

Can be used in business situations as well:
-"How is that Q1 report looking"
-"Dismal Sir, but we are projected to turn everything around in Q2. Two words, 'YouTube Money'"

YouTube Money by OogaBoogaMan September 25, 2014

YouTube Money 

The phrase "YouTube Money!", coined by YouTuber "lolitsthad" or Thaddeus Peuterschmidt, is exclaimed to describe something cool or of extreme awesomeness.

Guy 1 - "Yo dude, i just had a threesome"
Guy 2 - "YouTube money!!"

Guy - "Breakfast for dinner? YouTube monehh!!"

YouTube Money by psy licka January 8, 2012

Youtube Moneys 

the money you earn on posting youtube videos

Q: Yo jabroni, are you still up for the trip to Colombia?
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.

Youtube Moneys by Jupa Mujeres July 1, 2015

YouTube Monetization Diet

The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.

YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!

YouTube Monetization Diet by GHRockotron3000 May 27, 2021