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You know who's a complete cunt?
Who?
Your ex.

I hear that!
your ex by Loco Haram July 16, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
You're back with him again, aren't you? YOU LEFT HIM BECAUSE HE TREATED YOU WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE. LEAVE HIM, YOU DON'T NEED HIM, HE WILL ONLY BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME AND HURT YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Rebecca why tf are you back with Your ex brian? I told you to leave him.
Your ex by Brokenslang June 14, 2020
A women you wish you'll never see again. A women who your either shy around or want to punch her in the face.
Your ex: Makin my exes miss me
Your ex by Puma232 February 17, 2018
a living organism that will soon not be classified as 'living', other terms include dumbass,jackass,bitch,pussy,ect.
me: oh look its your ex!
you:bitch
me: lets hope he keeps that title
your ex by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020

Your ex boyfriend 

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

your ex intersex 

an insult worse than your sister a mister
gage: your mom gay
bob:your dad lesbian
gage:*bones shatter*
gage: your granny tranny
bob:*liver shuts down*
bob:your grandpap a trap
gage:your brothers a mother
bob:*brain haemorrhages*
bob: your sister a mister
gage: your ex intersex
bob:*spontaneously combusts*

Get back with your ex day 

Get back with that one you missed out on. Get back with your ex day is so you can have a second shot
Dang I might have another shot, tomorrow is get back with your ex day
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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