its natural prank your cousins

*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*

its natural prank your cousins

by WHATTHEFA April 22, 2023

Slap your cousin day

Just slap your cousin

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day

by Your_weird September 7, 2021

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis March 19, 2018

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 15, 2022

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

national love your step cousin day

national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.

omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.

by lani knows best June 4, 2022