you wot

A phrase which one says when he does not have a single fucking idea of what another person has said to him to the degree that he is offended.

Often followed by saying m8, with emphasis on the 8.

Foreigner - *Says something you have no fucking clue about in another language*
You - you wot

by Sjdjwodndlfkejejwowjshisjqoroe June 17, 2016

YOU WOT M8?!?

A funny expression that anyone outside of the United Kingdom uses. Can be used in any situation no matter the circumstance.

Guy 1: Oi, did you know that I like men?
Guy 2: YOU WOT M8?!?

by Bologni6 October 24, 2022

wot you on?

What Are You Doin?

Or What Drug Are You On?

Girl: *Jumps Up And Down Screaming*

Boyy: Wot You On?

by Cressiiebabes February 10, 2008

wot you on?

it means what are u doing?

Boy: wot you on?
Girl: just chattin you?
Boy: same

by xXxkatxXx November 06, 2006

Wot you fuckin lookin at

Another Chav phrase simply meaning 'Is something the matter?'

Wot you fuckin lookin at you fat shit!?

by Thomas Fathers March 14, 2006

you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023