You Tits

Not big

How big are you tits?

by Koolkat69420 June 25, 2018

Tits You Know (T.Y.K)

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.

(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).

by teamplayer010 July 13, 2009

Dont get you're tits in a twist

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist

Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

by Open door my drilla May 31, 2021

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

calm you're tits

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

by Franco The Carriedo April 8, 2012

tits on you

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.

by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013

I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008