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It's not who you know, it's who you ho. 

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

you a ho 

Generally used more in a friendly, jocular manner when a homegirl expresses her sexually promiscuous escapades to another homegirl. The typical response is "you a ho!" to show surprise at the situation, but usually not disgust or anger.

It's kind of ghetto sounding, but not as stupid sounding as youz a ho.
Keisha: Oh gurl, I was lookin at my camera from the party last night... I gave a lapdance to Marcus and a blowjob to Jamal!!
Lafonda: Gurl you a ho!
Keisha: Shit gurl I know!
you a ho by Laqueshus June 5, 2009

You Gay Ho 

I place Pink-Eyes-Yellow-Dragon-of-the-Cannabis-Ultimate-Toon-Black-Faced-Sorceror-Clown-Magician-Evil-Thousand-Dark-Mega-Faggot-Forbidden-Assgoblin-Sand-Heat-Water-Stapler-#190,740,910 in defense mode! *takes a breath*

You Gay Ho 

What you call people who play yu-gi-oh
You Gay Ho by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

you-gay-ho 

1. A crappy game and cartoon about a kid who looks like he's on drugs and getting all sorts of brain damage.

2. A waste of money.

3. One of the reasons imports can be bad.

4. Yet EVEN MORE proof that people will get into ANYTHING that comes from Japan.

A WORD OF CAUTION TO FANS: Careful, people! Getting into this could result in a lowered IQ!
Japan giving us You-gay-ho is worse than them giving us a full-scale Godzilla sculpture made from sumo poop!
you-gay-ho by Jei November 28, 2004

You Go Ho 

A put-down for an obnoxious, bragging broad that is lying
Clueless Crystal: The coolest guys are hitting on me EVERYWHERE I go!
Sara: You Go Ho! They read about you in ALL the gas stations bathrooms. EVERYWHERE!!!!
You Go Ho by TonilynnAgain December 8, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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