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You get no bitches 

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.
Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

You Get No Bitches 

When someone says this to you, they are letting you know that you get no play. that you are unable to get girls.
Person 1:”I just got a perm.”

Person 2:”Wow bro, you get no bitches.”
You Get No Bitches by insideurmom06 January 30, 2022

You get no bitches 

Something someone would say when they’ve never talked to a female in their entire life
Guy 1: You get no bitches
Guy 2: I gave your mom HIV last night after she told me that you’ll be a virgin for the rest of your life

You Get No Bitches 

If you make the LeBron Meme Face You Get Absolutely NO Bitches
Sam -“Hey Conner let’s make the lebron face”
Conner- “This is why you get no bitches Sam”

National you get no bitches day 

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex
John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

you look like you get no bitches on your dick 

common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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