Yosemite Sam 

Sexual act when the guy fucks a girl on her rag then rubs his bloody dick across her upper lip giving her a large red "Yosemite Sam" style mustache. This Action should also make her "Rootin Tootin Shootin Angry"

Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.

Yosemite Sam by Reverend Rusty February 18, 2010

Yosemite Sam 

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.

Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.

Yosemite Sam by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

Yosemite Sam 

When you go to pound town and leave your girl walking around like Yosemite Sam

"Bro what's wrong with your girl? She's walking around like Yosemite Sam"

Yosemite Sam by Bohndo December 25, 2016

Yosemite Sam 

When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.

Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam by Allvalleychamp January 13, 2022

yosemite sam job 

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

yosemite sam job by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

a Yosemite Sam 

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.

a Yosemite Sam by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008

The Yosemite Sam 

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.

During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam

The Yosemite Sam by krhhouston July 9, 2009