He is a very handsome guy, tall, often from East Africa, talks a lot and even has a big heart and respects people that has respect for him back!
by Unknown0789 December 11, 2016
by S_Veezy February 9, 2005
The coolest person you will ever meet. Often Referred to as "That nigga" Will choke someone if you do stupid things.
by Some Bitch named Deltrice October 3, 2011
by daddy-i-love-you December 12, 2017
yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.
Sexual experiences include:
Sexual experiences include:
Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
by harrybeaver October 17, 2007
Pussy destroyer. Absolute sigma male chad. Gets all the women. What more needs to be said? Absolute rug muncher
I wish I were a Yonis
by SigmaJohn November 9, 2021