verb: 1 ) to take something by stealth or speed
2) an exclamation to indicate this type of action
i yoinked the CD from his collection.

i moved in on his girl at the late night party. yoinks!
by o dizzle dogg May 9, 2006
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I had to give the old chap a yoink before I went on a date with my mates mum, otherwise I might have jizzed all over her tight top, and thus, her wonderful norks
by chopsy May 17, 2003
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to grab you dick yoink it up and down
well i've got to go and yoink my snake
by joshua morton July 10, 2004
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Being drunk/high enough to the point where you are clearly inebriated, but still having a killer time!!!
Let's get yoinked tonight!
I was pretty yoinked but it was a good night.
by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016
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A term used by the one and only, Ken wood. Not having any true meaning, only shouted out at random times to announce his presence and to confirm his homosexuality
Hey did you hear abo - YOINK!!
by Skinnypenis1 October 9, 2018
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the opposite of yeet
person one: do you wanna go to the shawn mendes concert?
person two: YOINKKKK
by anamendes November 22, 2018
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