Yogurt on the Keyboard Share definition Flag A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard. Person1: is that cum on your keyboard? Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard. Yogurt on the Keyboard by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Yogurt on the Keyboard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch