Jedi-Flip (Taking acid, shrooms and ectasy) + Wizard Staff (Drinking cans of beer and taping them into a staff) morphed into one. It is named as such as yoda was a jedi, and his staff (and presumably yours) was very very short.
Dude 1: how was your night?
Dude 2: crazy man! I yodaflipped, and nearly attacked a bus with my wizard staff!!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.