Jedi-Flip (Taking acid, shrooms and ectasy) + Wizard Staff (Drinking cans of beer and taping them into a staff) morphed into one. It is named as such as yoda was a jedi, and his staff (and presumably yours) was very very short.
Dude 1: how was your night?
Dude 2: crazy man! I yoda flipped, and nearly attacked a bus with my wizard staff!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'