a motor vehicle used to "tour down the street" for lunch when one lazy bastard takes the day off and then comes in between the hours of 1:05 and 2:00. it is also used to eat ones lunch in.
Dec: rory has come up to give us a lift in THE YOCK
or
Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK
or
Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK
by dec229 May 18, 2011
pronunciation: /y-aw-ck/ past tense- yocked. It can be used to mean a variety of different things, anything that you want it to mean in the contex being used.
"Yo man, Stacy was so fucking yocked last night- she couldn't even walk down the hall without help."
by litmas101 January 14, 2017
Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
by lovesdacock85 February 11, 2011
by Carl May 3, 2004
an unappealing (visually) vagina.
"She had a real roast beef yock monster"
by Tom G the 1 December 30, 2011
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by i get madd October 29, 2010