A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD
by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006
1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
by Mbleh October 09, 2007
Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.
(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched Bender Bending Rodriguez)
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"
by Lugs-o October 16, 2004
by MaNiMfInE May 16, 2006
"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."
"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."
"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."
by Kim Dr May 14, 2006
These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.
Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!
by WJMack June 19, 2015
by M. King February 14, 2008