yewmp 

A replacement for any and all curse words.

Ah yewmp I forgot my phone at home.

Suck a yewmp your mother yewmping yewmp
Omg this girl won't shut the yewmp up!

Yewmp you mean you messed up my order b? Give me my baconator you piece of yewmp!

yewmp by Fuhumeanb November 28, 2017

YewMakeMe Lolz 

(Noun) (Adjective) - A Person on xboxlive And or any other Multiplayer games, That Kicks your ass - He or "IT" Has a High temper and rage's unless winning, Therefore He/It ALWAYS win's. YewMakeMe Lolz can be compared to Chuck Norris And has the bests Friends in the world. He also is a well known pokemon trainer and can beast on anyone. Also he lets LilB drive his honda and fuck Black bitch's with big foreheads. Finally YewMakeMe Lolz is a really good Troller and WILL Troll anyone if the momment is right.

Omg this BK YewMakeMe Lolz keep Beastin on meh!

Omg i just got trolled YewMakeMe Lolz

Lolololoolol YewMakeMe Lolz

YewMakeMe Lolz by Trollolololololololoololololol January 1, 2012

YewMakeMe Lolz 

(noun) - A person who kicks your ass and is a well known Pokemon trainer, Don't mess with a YewMakeMe Lolz. He's better than you and has higher level pokemon than you. He also lets BasedGod drive his Honda. And is even compared to Chuck Norris at time's. He's also a beast ass Troller. Also! YewMakeMe Lolz Has the best friends in the world:) (no homo)

Omg that BK YewMakeMe Lolz keep's OWNING me.

Lolololol I just got trolled YewMakeMe Lolz loolol ahha:)

YewMakeMe Lolz by YewMakeMe Lolzz January 1, 2012

YewMakeMe Lolz 

(Noun) (Adjective) - A Person on xboxlive And or any other Multiplayer games, That Kicks your ass - He or "IT" Has a High temper and rage's unless winning, Therefore He/It ALWAYS win's. YewMakeMe Lolz can be compared to Chuck Norris And has the bests Friends in the world. He also is a well known Pokemon trainer and can beast on anyone. Also he lets LilB drive his Honda and fuck Black bitch's with big foreheads. Finally YewMakeMe Lolz is a really good Troller and WILL Troll anyone if the moment is right.

Omg this BK YewMakeMe Lolz is too good for me!

Wow im so jelly of YewMakeMe Lolz I wish could be a beast ass troller.

Pretty ass dolphin swag!

YewMakeMe Lolz by Pretty ass dolphin January 3, 2012

yewmerist 

A reddit joke that is a mixture of "yew", "humorist", and possibly "humer"

I do see 1.65 billion yewmerists on here..

yewmerist by pepoe November 3, 2014

YAWMPZ

John Leavitt version of yups, yeahz, etc with a low/long lasting sound. YAWWWWMMMMPZ.

Kurt: Ho you faka you when see that scrap or wat?
John Leavitt: YAWMPZ.

YAWMPZ by Chihiro Fansubs September 16, 2009

Yawmp 

A REALLY annoying way to say yes; a good way to annoy people who keep asking stupid questions.

person 1: "are you coming over today?"

person 2(already annoyed by person 1) : "yes."

person 1: "are you coming now?"

person 2: "yawmp."

person 1: "what?"

person 2: "yawmp."

person 1: "what does that mean?"

person 2: "yaaaaawwwmp"

person 1: "why do you keep..." (person 2 interrupts*): "yaaawwwmmp!"

Yawmp by my naymz jakub October 22, 2011