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Yellow Tang

A Yellow Tang is where a man, after urinating, but before shaking out the last few drops, then dips his penis into an unsuspecting persons drink, allowing the last few drops of urine to leak out into the drink, creating the Yellow Tang.
Montell - Hey Mike, Scott just went to the pokies and left his beer on the table, should we give him a Yellow Tang?

Mike: Fuck oath man, I'm starting to piss now
Yellow Tang by musterberger February 26, 2013
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yellowfang:
the best old meemaw in the whole of The Prophecies Begin. (yea, she's better than Mapleshade)
person a(me): "do you like yellowfang?"
person b: "no, she's an old granny"
person a(me:) *gets up and leaves the room*
yellowfang by yellowfangapologist November 12, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016