Yazelyne 

Legit only 1 person has this name. Bratty ass submissive girl who will also kick the shit out of you if you go too far. She doesn't listen but she's hot as hell naturally and will make you fall in love with her if you talk to her for like a second cuz she's so cool and nice. She's like the therapist of the friend group all the time. She pops pills like candy with vodka as a chaser though. Definitely needs therapy herself. She'll talk the talk but lay a finger on her or give her the look or the voice or spit on her and she'll probably melt under your fingertips. (She writes erotica and I read some.) She doesn't give many people the time of day. She has total "breed me" eyes. Belongs in a porno but has too much trauma. I've wanted to do her since middle school. Still haven't. Didn't because she said she isnt into guys. Pretty sure thats a total lie since she swoons over murderer guys in horror movies. Think she has a boyfriend now. Oh well. She deserved an urban dictionary definition.

What a brat. She's hot though. Total Yazelyne.

Yazelyne by Rm5629 June 9, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012