Yard Goat
A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.
Yard Goat by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017
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Yard Goat
A name given to the lowlyest of people. Often someone with low confidence and low self-esteem. This person tends to whine a lot and cares about nothing more than them self.
Yard Goat by The Char44 March 17, 2016
my goatse brings all the boys to the yard
The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?
goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
my goatse brings all the boys to the yard by boburt March 29, 2004
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