Ya Mum's Ya Dad 

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

Ya Mum's Ya Dad by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

ya mum's ya dad 

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad by reuben herdbeurger October 16, 2020

ya dad sells avon

it means your what it says

person 1 :"your a dickhead fam"
person 2 :" shut up bruv ya dad sells avon"

ya dad sells avon by big man like me December 17, 2017

Ya dad on bacon scruts 

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

Ya dad on bacon scruts by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad 

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad by gzxy July 1, 2023

Ya mum's your dads aunty 

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

Ya mum's your dads aunty by TheCluck June 5, 2019