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1. You’re lame/corny af

2. You’re mean or don’t give a fuck about anything
1. That joke was green as fuck on god.

2. You stole from a grandma? Bro you green for that.
2. You green af for kicking the wheelchair kid.
You green by FLling March 11, 2021
you green by Jdiggy5 February 22, 2017

i green you 

green(in terms of revealing love)
#meaning
*can't take my eyes off you
*am so into you
*shot full of love
*tree represent green
tree produces oxygen
and so i do need you to survive
i green you

you are my green
i green you,Darling
i green you by Mrs.Catlady October 13, 2018

I green you 

It means you are real life follower of alone life, you are follow philosophy of paresh gohil ( alone boy) , the name is suggest by paresh gohil
Example : I think that i green you

2 girls buy you a green shirt 

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

not as green as you're cabbage looking 

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"