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1. You’re lame/corny af

2. You’re mean or don’t give a fuck about anything
1. That joke was green as fuck on god.

2. You stole from a grandma? Bro you green for that.
2. You green af for kicking the wheelchair kid.
You green by FLling March 11, 2021
You are lame as fuck or not cool
You green as fuck
you green by Jdiggy5 February 22, 2017

i green you 

green(in terms of revealing love)
#meaning
*can't take my eyes off you
*am so into you
*shot full of love
*tree represent green
tree produces oxygen
and so i do need you to survive
i green you

you are my green
i green you,Darling
i green you by Mrs.Catlady October 13, 2018

I green you 

It means you are real life follower of alone life, you are follow philosophy of paresh gohil ( alone boy) , the name is suggest by paresh gohil
Example : I think that i green you

2 girls buy you a green shirt 

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

not as green as you're cabbage looking 

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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