You get what you get 

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

You get what you get by Goldenrain October 1, 2020

You get what you get and you don't get upset 

A phrase that teachers use when students are being annoying because they didn't get the colour of a certain item they wanted.

Friend: "Gets 1 million dollars"
You: "Gets nothing"
You: "Teacher, why did my friend get a million dollars and I got nothing?"
Teacher: "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET NOW SHUT UP KID"

You get what you get and you don't get upset by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE 

A line said by Arthur Fleck / Joker in the 2019 hit movie Joker. Arthur said this line right before he shot the TV host Murray Franklin in the head for mocking him previously.

Joker: How about another joke Murray?

Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!

Murray: Call the police!

Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE by NUBBYNUB December 14, 2019

you get what you pay for 

Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.

Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!

Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"

Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."

Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"

Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"

you get what you pay for by cagedape February 3, 2010

You get what you vote for 

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

You get what you vote for by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024

what you get when you mix blue and yellow 

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,

"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"

what you get when you mix blue and yellow by im glenjamin December 6, 2006

that's what you get larry...!!! 

When you screw someone over

You stole and ate my two week old lunch from the employee refridgerator, That's what you get Larry...!!!

that's what you get larry...!!! by lpyt2000 November 3, 2007