Yard Goat

A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.

Kyle, you're such a yard goat!

by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017

YARD GOAT

TRUCK USED TO MOVE SEMI TRAILERS AROUND A WAREHOUSE. USUALLY NOT STREET LEGAL.

HAVE THE YARD GOAT GO GRAB MY TRAILER! LET THE YARD GOAT BACK THE TRAILER IN..

by FOREIGNER April 1, 2013

Yard Goat

A name given to the lowlyest of people. Often someone with low confidence and low self-esteem. This person tends to whine a lot and cares about nothing more than them self.

Hey you know charley? He's a fricken yard goat bruh

by The Char44 March 17, 2016

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004