The cutest person you will ever meet in your life. You should be blessed if you happen to find one. Someone who can always keep her chin up, and if she faces adversity, she fights it with all her might. She is also well acquainted with Buddha. So you really should not mess with her anyway.
M: Are you Clara Xu?
F: No, why?
M: Oh...sorry..It' just that you're so unbelievably cute.
by Ricey6720 August 2, 2015
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Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.
Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself
by Nissieboy July 12, 2022
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A very wise and intelligent guy, who has lots of insightful things to say about life. Once you get to know him, he can positively influence the rest of your life.
You should have this conversation with Xu Bin.
by ZideM87 November 23, 2021
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Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
by the Xu meister July 13, 2024
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A male person able to make the same gender fall in a deep love for him. Very smart person who it sometimes a bit to heavy but overall a very great friend and a nightmare husband.
Why are you begin a Xu Jiapeng right now?
by AppleJuice_ October 5, 2022
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