Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the most legendary english kid of all-time. He is literally Jesus as a child. BUT BEWARE, don’t annoy him, or he will kick you on the head and your tongue would scatter into pieces of red flesh. Not only he has powers to kick you, he can also headbutt you, and when he does that, your head would turn into a humungous soccor ball.
Xavier’s name is commonly used to show power and strength, and when you say it, you have already became a Pro of all existence.

kid1:Hey kid, your dad’s here.
kid2:where
kid1:ur mom, I’m Xavier Stefanski

kid2:yes dad

Xavier Stefanski by Calum Heimbecker May 2, 2019

Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the youngest Englishman of all time, his is literally younger than a baby. He is now currently -10000 years old, and he feels anger all the time. legends have predicted that when Xavier is born, he would force everybody on earth to put their heads in a pile of bird poop. This is because he is very fond of birds and he is literally a bird himself. he could fly thousands of kilometers with one flap of his wings, which spreads hundreds of meters across. Currently he appears above the pacific ocean several times and was spotted by thousands of people. Nobody knows where he lives and what he feeds on.

Kid: hey did you see the Xavier Stefanski kid over there?
Other: Yeah, wanna eat some bird poop?
Kid: No you.

Xavier Stefanski by Calum Heimbecker May 8, 2019