A magical pair of green pants that will cure world hunger and solve world peace, if only they were shared with the world.

Just think of Xavier's Pants, and you can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

You've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty. You've got whosits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! But who cares, no big deal, I want Xavier's Pants!

The meaning of life = Xavier's Pants.

The end.
If only genocide would stop!
It would if we had Xavier's Pants
by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009
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Xavier University is a small Catholic school in Cincinnati Ohio. Though the size is small, it has an awesome basketball team. Students there are intelligent and very friendly. Though it is not the biggest party school, student still know how to have fun and have plenty of it. People are generally laid back and know how to maintain a good balance between academics and fun. It is well known and has a great reputation in the midwest, but due to its size, it is not known all over.
Example: Person 1: Where do you go to school?
2: Xavier University
3: Oh they have a good basketball team right?
4: Yeah its a really good school
by 15711 October 11, 2005
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Bigger than the titanic its self can give multiple orgasims
Xavier fick is bigger than a jordan and trever man xavier dick wore me out last night
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A boy who can't get a girl and keep her

Then he will turn around a stab you in the back

Can't get a girl his own age needs a freshman (when he is a Senior)
Will lie about ever having sex cause he can't even get a girl

And Will try and sweet talk you dont fall for it

But he makes you happy when your just talking to him but its not worth a broke heart
Damn Girl you guy is an Xavier Mireles
by YaGirl98 October 9, 2018
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