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hot ass mf with the fattest dick on this planet, i want to have sex with him. very intense sex. very confident. hot. big dick.
Oh jonas is such a xaedon
Xaedon by MikeysBallsack February 2, 2022
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u are so xaedon
xaedon by The gay beaner February 2, 2022
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xaedon xaeden xandon xaedyn X Aeon X'ed On
a legendary thing which represents the split of good and evil and more powerful than most things a destructive thing which will stop at nothing to rule.
If the Xandon is destroyed the world will be ruined.
xandon by legendmilky December 19, 2012
Xaeden is a sweet but sour person. Sometimes he can be very sweet but at the same time salty. He is an amazing and caring person. He steals our hearts and sometimes breaks them. He is also full of himself and is a show off at heart. He is someone who can do anything for his frenz. Anyone would like him as a friend or more. If you don’t have X-A-E-D-E-N as a friend or more, your missing out on a lot because dis dude is one of a kind.
Xaeden is so cute sometimes.
xaeden by 🐶❤️🐶❤️ March 17, 2019
a person who is the owner of a huge gigantic cock. Thick ass. Big booty
Xaedyn has such a big penis
xaedyn by Sopahab August 7, 2021
He is very cute, kind, funny, and outgoing. He means the world to everyone around him. He was born on April 6th. He's truly one of a kind. This is typically a boy's name that is truly amazing and adorable. I LOVE YOU BABE!!
"Xandon, you're a freaking cutie."
"Yes, I know."
Xandon by Xandonisacutie05 March 21, 2020
A sexy and kind little man. He loves building tables and dogs. He is also potentially the messiah, destined to bring the world into a new order. I love Xaeden, damn what a sexy mother fucker
Brian: Fuck I love Xaeden
Frank: I know his beautiful face turned me gay
Brian (to audience): And the moral of the story is that Xaeden is the messiah
Xaeden by BabiesCanBeHot June 25, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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