The game where everyone quits,yet every year i see that same person over and over.Xenmius is for low life cheapos or don't have friends and or have droped their friends to play xen.Or ur fat depressed and just need friends so u play xenimus,xenimus is highly addtictive DON'T TRY XENIMUS AT HOME FOLKS! Xenimus-the new crack,Xenimmus is for losers!xenimus-a loser owns it so dont play it, the owner never helps anyone and is stupid.everyone jacks everyone ,everyone calls ya friend then jacks u hahaha!
by megan aka zlg May 2, 2005

An "Online Rpg" not unlike the several other more popular games on the market today. Xenimus is alike to games such as everquest and dark age of camelot in that it is very addictive. (Addictive does not mean good) Differences include shoddy 1994 grade graphics, extremely harsh experience and gear loss, and full player versus player combat. (on normal servers)
Gameplay is repititious and lacking in any kind of appeal. You play xenimus because you have to, not because you want to.
Strong points: Fast, if not deep, pvp combat. Social engineering to steal gear from fellow players; ie: "Just let me borrow it" *yoink*
costs $5 a month, and you can mail the man (just one guy from wisconson runs this thing) cash, so its userbase consists of adolecents and children that do not have acess to credit cards.
To sum up: Your life is short and precious - don't waste a single second on Xenimus.
Gameplay is repititious and lacking in any kind of appeal. You play xenimus because you have to, not because you want to.
Strong points: Fast, if not deep, pvp combat. Social engineering to steal gear from fellow players; ie: "Just let me borrow it" *yoink*
costs $5 a month, and you can mail the man (just one guy from wisconson runs this thing) cash, so its userbase consists of adolecents and children that do not have acess to credit cards.
To sum up: Your life is short and precious - don't waste a single second on Xenimus.
by T-Bone December 22, 2003

by Apocryphal January 22, 2005

The game where everyone quits, but no-one leaves.
Everquest for stupid-people/childeren/agressive teens/poor-people.
A particularly strong form of internet crack.
Everquest for stupid-people/childeren/agressive teens/poor-people.
A particularly strong form of internet crack.
"I dropped out of school to play xenimus full time"
"I lost my social life, and gained an online social life on xenimus"
"I played xenimus for 3 days without any breaks, exept toilet ones"
"I lost my social life, and gained an online social life on xenimus"
"I played xenimus for 3 days without any breaks, exept toilet ones"
by Davros February 27, 2004

the drug of all drugs but online
boring as shit
adictive as hell
will kill ur life
once you play this you will never do anything else
and also can make money if u sell gear (like trafficing lol)
will make u forever stoned
dont try for a single moment
boring as shit
adictive as hell
will kill ur life
once you play this you will never do anything else
and also can make money if u sell gear (like trafficing lol)
will make u forever stoned
dont try for a single moment
by Death Awaits You828112 February 17, 2004

A low budget game which consists of thieves, asshats, hackers, wannabe killers, little 14 year old bitches who talk shit behind there computer, but don't have the balls to say it to your face. And a few nice people. EJ Thayer, the creator, is a limp dick nerd who failed as a mainstream game creator, so he created this game and makes himself a God to the thousands of hopeless losers that call Xenimus thier 'life'.
by ItDoesntMatter January 25, 2005

Xenimus is a fairly new drug, introduced and used on the internet. Although relatively cheap, this drug is very addicting, and can cause unsafe ammounts of lazyness, ignorance, and give the user a short temper. Blindness and brain damage may also occur.
by Cedric January 22, 2005
