A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK.
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U!
teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"
idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!
teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.
idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!
teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.
idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!
teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.
idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"
idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!
teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.
idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!
teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.
idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!
teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.
idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 09, 2009
Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
by prince pwnage March 15, 2004
Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.
Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"
2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"
2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
by Crackischeap June 30, 2010
Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)
Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:
"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"
"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"
Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"
Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*
Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*
"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"
"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"
Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"
Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*
Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*
by Angry Deuce January 02, 2009
A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee
(not me btw i have american and british friends)
(not me btw i have american and british friends)
Xbox Live conversation on COD
American - OMG u nooby british faggot!
Brit - STFU twat!
American - Submitting bad player review!
Brit - Filing complaint!
American - OMG u nooby british faggot!
Brit - STFU twat!
American - Submitting bad player review!
Brit - Filing complaint!
by baddham May 31, 2009
aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.
Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.
Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
by Seer-of-Shadows May 19, 2004