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Type of person who looks sympathetic and optimistic but whose relatives say he's always always throwing shades like it's sunny. Not a hypocrite, just someone you can't figure out. Likes dirty jokes but refuses to do so. Very polite, convinced that his entourage is cool, always has a bad bitch in the back. A unicorn for the gays.
"I never know what he thinks about, he's such a Wyzman."
Wyzman by thegirafe June 7, 2017
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bill wyman 

The forgotten Stone. Wrote In Another Land. Holds his bass in a cool way. Liked younger women.
bill wyman by Ramone Wyman December 12, 2006
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bill wyman 

Original bass player for the Rolling Stones.Born December 1935. Has shagged over 1,000 chicks in his lifetime, including some who were not quite legal, most notably when he married (or nearly at least) a girl who IIRC was like 15.

No longer plays bass for the Stones.
Guy #1: Did you hear Paint It Black?
Guy #2: You know that was actually written by Bill Wyman and not Jagger or Richards?
bill wyman by Kajackroll July 2, 2007

shay wyman 

A detestable kid who has the ambition to play professional tennis but can't contend with others in the senior citizen league.
That tennis player is such a shay wyman.
shay wyman by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005
wyman by Anonymous September 14, 2003

erik wyman 

A red-tipped white ass that might as well be considered a tampon.
"Bro why da hell your hair red"
"Probably cus I was all up in that pussy"
"Oh so you're an Erik Wyman"
"EXACLY"
erik wyman by NALADGE May 25, 2018
normally named after a real sexy man. some one who is full of ambition.smart,should become a presidendt or prince. the sexiest guy in the school....
hey have you seen wyman stewart..."he's bangin"
Wyman by why-man June 8, 2009