Wulanified (woo-lawn-ee-fyed) is a term for when someone overtime has fallen in the range of unconventionally attractive to unattractive; and is forcefully abstinent, but claims otherwise. It can be described as a "major glowdown"
(Example):
Person 1: Have you seen this new picture of Mark?
Person 2: Oh my, its been years! He looks like that now
Person 1: Yeah... sadly
Person 2: It's like he got Wulanified
Person 1: Have you seen this new picture of Mark?
Person 2: Oh my, its been years! He looks like that now
Person 1: Yeah... sadly
Person 2: It's like he got Wulanified
by ochoocinco85 September 16, 2025
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