Write off

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.

-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"

by Brother Flash November 06, 2008

write off

Someone you do not want to waste time with. Either they've had too little sleep, too much to drink, or they get a significant other.

Don't bother calling Johnny tonight, he's a write off.

by Hu_Jia August 18, 2006

write off

when something has gone completely wrong

last night was a write off

by izlucia April 01, 2017

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 12, 2005

write off

To be beaten so bad that you have to goto intensive care. Derives from a car being "written off".

Blud, Marshall got write off! He got slew, blad!"

by b'aaand ta get sleeeew May 11, 2004

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 07, 2004

write off

To make love to a girl in a hardcore fashion (to shag the brains out of her)

See that girl over there, im gonna write her off later.

Mike: Alrite Jon what did you get up to last night?
Jon: Saw the mrs, put it this way she was a total write off last night.

by jellyrim May 20, 2010