Wreath Around

A Reach around but you gotta put the wreath on the dick first.

I was right the whole time fuckers|
Wreath Around

by Wreath Around December 4, 2016

wreath around

When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.

C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.

by Winslow Homer the 4th August 21, 2011