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wotacism 

n. The inability to properly pronounce the letter 'R'. (In one of the greatest, most insensitive fuck-yous built in to the English language, this would properly be spelled 'rhotacism', but anyone who suffers from it is doomed to mispronounce it.) Famous wotacists include Jonathan Ross ("Woss"), Elmer ("Elmuh") Fudd, and Homestar Runner ("Homestah Wunnuh").
"Stwong Bad? ...Stwong Bad, I bwought back yoh tape of old Mistuh Wizuhd's... Okay, I'll just leave it on the floh."

"Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm huntin' wabbits! Heh-heh-heh-heh!"

"Yes, I have a pwoblem pwonouning my 'ah's. It's called wotacism, look it up." "So what letter does that start with?" "FUCK you, that's what it stahts with."
wotacism by Zotmeister June 21, 2012
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Water for some Xenoblade Chronicles characters.
Mio: So... HOT.
Sena: Keep it together now, Mimie. "Stopped and start pointing at something"
Sena: Look there. Mimie look, it's water. There's an oasis.
Mio: Wo... Wo-tah??
Random batch of Xenoblade Chronicles characters: Wotah.
Mio: Wotah !!! "Starts running"
hey can i have some wootah
yeah i will give you your water
wootah by carnono August 10, 2020
A play on the word "pigtails" describing cornrows or dreadlocks in a black person's hair.
Did you see that homeboy's wogtails last night? That shit is whack.
wogtails by cult88 September 3, 2009
a wout is an average looking boy with a much bigger dick than you expected him to have
‘omg your dick must be so small’
nah it’s actually very big
‘oh your such a wout’
Wout by vivi anne July 13, 2020
Wotan is the supreme god of Norse and Germanic mythology, god of wisdom and war, bringer of victory.
Bow down, for Wotan is your master now.
wotan by SmokingTequila July 21, 2004