Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

forbidden pre workout by anonymous April 28, 2022

Wombology

The study of wombo

I wombo. You wombo. He/she/me wombo. Wombo. Womboing. Wombology, the study of wombo! It's first grade, Spongebob!

Wombology by Kitten2cat August 6, 2012

wombooty

A portmanteau of "Wombat" and "Booty" used to describe butts that are attractive, well muscled, impressive and powerful.

Wombats are small and friendly, but they are also feisty, muscular, cuddly, determined, unstoppable little tanks that use their powerful butts and thighs to crush the skulls of their enemies. The unexpected powerful muscle and single-minded determination beneath the friendly veneer of the wombat (plus the fact that it literally uses its butt and thighs to crush things to death) inspired the term "Wombat Booty" which was shortened to "Wombooty". Wombooty Wednesdays became a theme used to celebrate rear ends and any work out progress seen making butts stronger and better!

"Did you see how much weight Aimee was squatting today? That wombooty is STRONG."

"Erica takes more selfies of her butt than anything else, she got that wombooty pride!"

"Are Rimi and Chris still having a battle over who has the nicer wombooty?" "I hope so. I love all the pics and videos they're always posting but I don't even try to compete anymore. I almost slipped a disk last time."

wombooty by WombootyQueen October 8, 2015

Forbidden Pre Workout

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.

I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.

Forbidden Pre Workout by fuckthasuppliers December 8, 2022

Workout Hangover

The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.

I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.

Workout Hangover by jdavis5787 October 5, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026