wonk

British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects

Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?

This is some well psychedelic wonk!

I'm feeling a bit wonkey

by wearetheuniverse February 6, 2010

Wonk

One who studies an issue or a topic thoroughly or excessively: leading a talkathon of policy wonks in a methodical effort to build consensus for his programs

by JBS July 12, 2003

wonk

an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.

Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.

by saeculum August 26, 2004

WONK

An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.

Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU

by AUstudent August 31, 2010

Wonks

The state of being extremely hungry. Causing delirium, weakness and extreme mood swings. Hunger is so extreme, food is all one can think about.

I have the wonks!!

Phil had an extreme case of the wonks today.

by nomihomee June 21, 2011

wonK

Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.

WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.

by Tiny Tim 123 September 4, 2012

wonk

wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites

hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk

by ya muffin May 15, 2011