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A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."
Lance got me woke yesterday, at Old Country Buffet. I am so woke!
by 1/8 woke March 12, 2017
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To not be asleep or to rouse from sleep.
I woke up with a massive stonker, i had to throw one out to get rid of it!
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When I woke up this morning my keks were spunky wet, must've had a wet dream!
by !cunt! December 25, 2016
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Being "woke" means to "be paying the fuck attention to what's going on, because if you don't, you'll get fucked over and left behind". Also, "get your fucking head out of the fucking sand, you fucking lame idiot. Life isn't all about getting high and getting laid. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!"
You better get woke, because before you know it, we'll all be speaking some bastardized form of Russian.
by nmichave December 21, 2016
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Woke (adj)

The word woke is used to describe someone who has a deep understanding of a wide range of social issues.

i.e racism, immigration policy, environmental issues, hood issues, political issues, white people issues (i.e gluten sensitivity)
P1: We have to be tough on immigration policy because immigrants have too many children and we won't have jobs
P2: Statistically, immigrant birth rates tend to change to match the birthrates of citizens. Also, as the older generation of baby boomers retire, immigrants will help fill the upcoming employment gap. Immigrants also are more likely to start businesses, thus stimulating the economy
P3: that's woke af .
P1: yeah, but still
by angryasshole May 24, 2018
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The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue
Yeah most people don't care about parking spaces for families with disabled pets. I wish they were woke like me.
by Vensamos June 06, 2018
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