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Woke

To be awake/illuminated to the most important topics of human existence. These topics are what people are going to read about 100 years from now, things like the American power elite, Donald Trump/Jared Kushner, perpetual warfare, applied quantum physics, advanced AI, aliens, the next world war, nuclear proliferation etc, not stupid shit like affirmative action or utterly meaningless LGBT identity struggles. People who claim to be woke on the latter examples are idiotic charalatans who are still asleep and who will be forgotten by the pages of history (cough SJWs cough).
Being a SJW doesn’t make you woke, understanding the tides and nuances of historical, spiritual and scientific destiny makes you woke.
by Cancerontheassofscience December 5, 2018
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